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I post what I want, what I like and what makes me happy.



dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(via musicismyohana)



winchester-hollywood-babylon:

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

Your brother is the man the world needs right now. That’s amazing…

(via musicismyohana)


Making out with a person for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where they were and tasting their lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

(Source: grimelords, via fl-eu-r)


"I just think that people are so weird about nudity and the human body. Sex is not bad, naked bodies are not bad and naked bodies don’t always have to be connected to sex."

Emily Browning (via chubby-nymphette)

(Source: so-elektrik, via fl-eu-r)


frlcker:

the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

(Source: studip, via sieraaustine)


elise-waldow:

it would be nice if you appreciated me for once, babe

(via sieraaustine)


5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

(via sieraaustine)


panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: reshirum, via sieraaustine)


koalatea:

me at forever 21

  • “wow this would be great if it wasn’t covered in crosses and studs”
  • “was the galaxy print necessary”
  • “why is this so cheap”
  • “why is this so expensive”
  • “why is everything so ugly”
  • “why are 90% of my clothes from here”
  • “i hate everything here”
  • “im gonna buy everything”

(Source: koalatea, via thinnyprincess00006)





always-daddyskiddo:

I am a little girl.

I love blanket forts and stuffed animals.

I love the sunshine and the smell of warm things.

I love the feeling of being protected.

I love the smell of crayons.

I love being able to call someone ‘Daddy’.

I love watching children’s shows.

I love…


peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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(via thinnyprincess00006)




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